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25 Drinks of Christmas – Day Nine: Cool-headed Monkey at Jock Lindsey’s Hangar Bar

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We’re back with everyone’s favorite theme park advent calendar: a daily countdown of our favorite drinks at Walt Disney World, Universal Orlando, and SeaWorld building anticipation to the Big Day. 

Criteria: Drinks can be alcoholic or nonalcoholic. Drinks can come from any venue on property. Bonus points awarded for atmosphere where the drink is served. Any drink with glow cubes is immediately disqualified. Ready? Let’s go!

DAY NINE: Cool-headed Monkey at Jock Lindsey’s Hangar Bar (Disney Springs)

Cool-headed Monkey at Jock Lindsey’s Hangar Bar. (photo by Brandon Glover)

The new additions to Disney Springs so far have been terrific. Earlier on this list we have discussed how we were blown away by The BOATHOUSE, but Jock Lindsey’s Hangar Bar may be the biggest surprise. Disney’s recent attempts to make food and drink experiences from the Star Wars brand have been, at best, unique. A bar based around a character from the Indiana Jones films that no one remembers could have been a complete disaster, but instead it’s actually kinda good. Actually, it’s really good. While not as elaborately themed as Trader Sam’s Grog Grotto, Jock Lindsey’s has a much better food menu and generally has much less of a wait to get into.

Our recommendation for the Hangar Bar is the Cool-headed Monkey. One of the most memorable moments from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom is a dinner scene in which our heroes were served a meal consisting of snakes, live bugs, and monkey brains. The brains were served out of what appeared to be the head of a monkey, causing one character to faint. This is where we should point out that Temple of Doom is by far the darkest of all the Indiana Jones films and is usually the one people like or dislike the most. In a great touch, Jock Lindsey’s Hangar Bar has a drink and souvenir mug to commemorate this classic film moment with the Cool-headed Monkey.

Ingredients: Starr African Rum, Van Der Hum Tangerine Liqueur, fresh Lime Juice, Watermelon, and Pineapple Juice

Cool-headed Monkey. (photo by Brandon Glover)
Jock Lindsey’s Hangar Bar in Disney Springs. (photo by Brandon Glover)

Jock Lindsey’s Hangar Bar is surprisingly intimate inside, but has a good amount of seating outdoors as well. There are nods to Indiana Jones films throughout the restaurant, although thankfully none featuring Shia LaBeouf.

Voodoo dolls referencing Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom. (photo by Brandon Glover)
The Hovito Mojito in a non-souvenir mug, but did have the “blow dart.” (photo by Brandon Glover)
The Fountain of Youth. (photo by Brandon Glover)
An Aviator’s Flight. (photo by Brandon Glover)
Lao Che’s Revenge sticky wings. (photo by Brandon Glover0
This set-up is also the exact same one Jim Hill uses up in New Hampshire to record The Unofficial Guid’s Disney Dish podcasts.


Previous Drinks of Christmas:

DAY ONE: Polynesian Pearl at Trader Sam’s Grog Grotto

DAY TWO: Dufftoberfest at Duff Brewery

DAY THREE: Godiva Chocolate Martini at Mizner’s Lounge

DAY FOUR: Blood Orange Side Car at Swizzle Lounge

DAY FIVE: Imperial Pilsner at Morimoto Asia

DAY SIX: Smoking Gun at Emeril’s Orlando


DAY EIGHT: Bees Knees at The Cowfish

Interested in theme park drinks? Then do we have a eBook for you! The Walt Disney World Bars and Lounges eGuide by Brian McNichols. Over 250 pages and containing well over 400 photos, this eGuide takes you through EVERY bar and lounge on WDW property (trust me, Brian has the kidneys problems to prove it!) Also included? Recipes for some of your favorite WDW drinks. Ratings, descriptions, and photos for each of the 70+ bars and lounges. Talk about the perfect Christmas present!

Special thanks to crack staff photographer Brandon Glover and Megan Stump for their invaluable assistance with this article. Be sure to also check out Brandon on The Park Blogger podcast with co-hosts Aengus Mackenzie and Brian Carey.

You can always find Your Humble Author each week on the SATURDAY SIX, each month with the Disney Outlet Store Photo Report, and on Twitter (@derekburgan) producing original pieces of Burgan Fine Art

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5 thoughts on “25 Drinks of Christmas – Day Nine: Cool-headed Monkey at Jock Lindsey’s Hangar Bar

  • Annoying Twitter tweets show up blocking written content on my iPad. Please fix.

  • LOL, MVMLT….

    When you order the Cool-Headed Monkey, do you get to keep that awesome cup?

  • I know that people “drink around the world”, is there a name for when someone drinks all 25 Christmas drinks, like Mickey’s Very Merry Liver Transplant or something?


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