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Best Places to Spend All of Eternity At Walt Disney World

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Your challenge: pick a spot, and live there forever

Have I got a crazy proposition for you: You have been banished to spend the rest of eternity within a 100 yard radius of a single spot. On the bright side, that site is at Walt Disney World, and you get to pick the spot. What would be the best spot in each park, and the best non-park location, to select? First, the rules:

  • You still need to account for your basic human needs, so make sure you have access to food, potable water, and, unless you’re a complete degenerate, a restroom.
  • Anything that can accessed from within this radius can be experienced. Put another way, as long as the entrance to an attraction, show or restaurant is within the radius, it doesn’t matter if the entire show building or attraction fits within the space.
  • Anything outside of this radius is completely off-limits to you, forever. You cannot set up shop in Tommorowland but have a friend bring you a churro from Frontierland. If it’s not within your circle, you can’t have it, ever.

Other than these rules, let your imagination be your guide. Where did I choose and why? Find out after the jump!

I am by no means a survival expert, so I enlisted the help of some people that are: Zombie Squad. Zombie Squad is a group dedicated to disaster preparedness, with the idea being that if you’re prepared for a zombie apocalypse, you’re pretty much prepared for anything. I asked them for some feedback on what sort of qualities you’d want to have in a place you’d be spending the rest of time, and what sort of stuff you’d want to have on hand, and here’s what I found out:

  • The most important things are food, water, and shelter. Disney supplies you with ample opportunities to buy food and drink regardless of where you are, so we’ll focus upon the quality and variety of food available within a given radius, and access to a solid shelter option to keep you out of the Florida sun and protect you from afternoon thunderstorms.
  • The next most important survival item would be fire. From a traditional survival standpoint, it is useful for providing heat, light, and for cooking food and sterilizing water. Again, however, food and water aren’t so much of an issue at Walt Disney World, so the emphasis here will be upon ensuring that we can still see at night, and that we don’t freeze on those rare occasions when it gets uncomfortably cold in Central Florida.
  • Other things that would be preferable, but not necessary from a pure survival standpoint, would include the companionship of others (hardly an issue even on level 1 days), a renewable source of energy, and reference guides to help you learn to better use your environment. Your subscription will meet your needs for that last item.  

Also, while it’s not really important from a raw survival standpoint, we as Disney fans want to pick a location that is going to include things that we actually want to do. With that in mind, attraction density around the spot is going to be a critical consideration as well.

Magic Kingdom

Liberty Square and Fantasyland
Liberty Square and Fantasyland

Let’s get one thing out of the way right off the bat: there is really nowhere in the Magic Kingdom where access to food and water is an issue. Walt made sure you didn’t have to walk more than 30 steps to find a trash can, and his successors seemed to favor a similar approach when planning food options at the Magic Kingdom. Some food is certainly better than others, but we’re only going to starve if we set up shop on the rear of Tom Sawyer’s Island.

LibertySquareRiverboat_BrickerThat directs the focus to attractions (and shelter) and that makes it a tough one, because the whole park is pretty dense, there are great attractions spread out all over, and picking one spot necessarily means that you are going to be excluding some pretty awesome stuff. I ultimately chose a spot that is more or less right in the middle of the Hall of Presidents. While this unfortunately excludes all of the Mountains, this provides access to The Haunted Mansion (barely), Peter Pan’s Flight, it’s a small world, Mickey’s Philharmagic, the Hall itself, Prince Charming’s Regal Carousel, and even the Liberty Square Riverboat should you want the opportunity for a change in scenery.  


On the food front, you have about as much variety as you could hope for, collecting Columbia Harbour House, the Liberty Square Market (which is a great place to grab a quick hot dog if you’re just looking to eat and run), and Pinnochio Village Haus. I also made sure I shimmied my circle down to the south to make sure I got the often overlooked Sleepy Hollow Refreshments, which has both sweet (read: Nutella!) and savory waffle sandwiches. Also, while it’s very close, I’m pretty sure I managed to loop in the entrance to Cinderella’s Royal Table, so there’s that.

Comfortable shelter is also a given in this location, with popular resting spot Hall of Presidents at the center of everything and the Cinderella Castle Suite, and you even have access to some of the finest restrooms in all of Walt Disney World with the Tangled restrooms, complete with charging stations (when they work)! There may be other places that have attractions or restaurants that are individually better than those noted, but I was actually unable to locate anywhere else in all of Walt Disney World that had so many quality attractions and food options in such a dense area.  


Land Pavilion, Epcot
Land Pavilion, Epcot

The primary problem with this exercise at Epcot is that the park is very large, and everything is pretty spread out. There are very few restaurants in Future World, and very few attractions in World Showcase. Rarely are great restaurants and attractions found together. 

Copyright 2014 Claire Nat
Copyright 2014 Claire Nat

There is, however, one area in particular that is comparatively dense, and that will safely provide you with everything you’ll need for eternity — right outside of entrance to Soarin’s queue in The Land pavilion. Here, you can access headliner Soarin’, quaint and pleasant Living with the Land, and Circle of Life all without going out into the Florida sun. If you take advantage of some backstage pathways, it sure looks like you could make it over to Journey into Imagination with Figment as well. Also, you’ll have access to two restaurants — The Garden Grill and Sunshine Seasons, the latter of which is well-known for its wide variety of freshly prepared, tasty food. Also, with Living with the Land you have access to boundless fresh produce and even some seafood. All things considered, there’s nowhere else in Epcot that really comes close to presenting this much to do with such varied food options in a condensed space.


Disney’s Hollywood Studios

Sunset Boulevard at Hollywood Studios
Sunset Boulevard at Hollywood Studios

Disney’s Hollywood Studios at this point in its lifecycle is tricky, because an as-yet-unidentified swath of the park is going to be behind construction walls at some point fairly soon. Also, the way the park is laid out,  the better restaurants tend to be more than 100 yards from the better attractions, so you have to make a choice between food and fun. While access to food and water isn’t really an issue at most Disney parks, there will at some point be plenty of real estate that isn’t serviced by anything other than construction equipment, so we need to make sure we stay away from that area.

With that in mind, there’s really only one spot that’s truly safe — right in front of the entrance to the Beauty & the Beast – Live on Stage show. While we don’t know exactly where the new park additions are going to be, it’s a safe bet that as home to Tower of Terror, Rock ‘n’ Roller Coaster starring Aerosmith and Fantasmic!, Sunset Boulevard is safe for the foreseeable future. In addition to these headliner attractions, the area currently hosts the outstanding Beauty & the Beast show, and the always entertaining Citizens of Hollywood will keep your entertainment options from becoming stale. The Hollywood Tower Hotel can also be accessed from within this space, so shelter is not an issue — even if it can be a little dusty. Finally, from a food standpoint, there are frankly places to set up shop that have better food — you’re pretty much limited to counter service options like Fairfax Fare and Catalina Eddie’s.  With that said, there is a fair amount of variety among the counter service places in this area, and looping in better food options would have come at the expense of really anything to do.

Honorable mention goes to the area outside of Star Tours. Even though there are fewer attractions, the randomization of the scenes in Star Tours means that you are unlikely to have the same experience twice, even over a long period of time. It also gives you access to Sci-Fi Dine-In Theater, which is another unique environment that serves decent enough food to meet your needs over the long haul. Ultimately, however, the uncertainty about the future of the area and the lack of variety with respect to food makes this area less than ideal to commit to forever.

Disney’s Animal Kingdom

Animal Kingdom Full

Animal Kingdom will truly put your actual survival skills to the test — the park is very large, spread out, and there’s simply not as much there as some of the more mature parks. Moreover, the quest for shelter at Animal Kingdom is something that you really need to give some thought to, because many of the attractions and walking trails are primarily outdoors with at best intermittent cover from the top only. Spending the rest of eternity in Central Florida without access to air conditioning is brutal, and there are plenty of spots in the park where you could be more than 100 yards from the ability to cool down.

Photo by Katie McNair
Photo by Katie McNair

My knee jerk reaction was that Asia would be the best pick here: the food at both the table service and counter service incarnations of Yak and Yeti are very solid, and the Maharajah Jungle Trek, Kali River Rapids and Expedition Everest all seem to be fairly close together.  Alas, however, when I tried to map it out, I couldn’t get all of it or even much of it into my 100 yard radius — in fact, if I wanted to include Everest, I really couldn’t include any substantive food. The area has a palpable hustle and bustle energy, and I suppose it makes it seem more dense than it actually is.

I ended up going with more or less the middle of Harambe Village in Africa. In that area, you have a nice shelter space (along with a great show) at Festival of the Lion King, in addition to the Pangani Forest Exploration Trail and the park’s raison d’être, Kilimanjaro Safaris.  Food options are somewhat sparse — you’re more or less limited to Tusker House and the Harambe Market — but there are both table service and counter service locations in this space. I’m ultimately not overly concerned about the absence of food options in this area, however, because worst case scenario, Kilimanjaro Safaris and the Pangani Trail are, you know, right there.  I understand that giraffe pairs wonderfully with the Sugar Cane Mojito at the Dawa Bar.

Non-Park Locations

Stormalong Bay at Walt Disney World's Yacht & Beach Clubs
Stormalong Bay at Walt Disney World’s Yacht & Beach Clubs
Stormalong Bay -- the best spot to spend the rest of your life
Stormalong Bay — the best spot to spend the rest of your life

For me, this was a pretty easy one — just as I like to do myself, I dropped this pin smack dab in the middle of Stormalong Bay at Disney’s Yacht & Beach Club Resorts. In addition to having access to what is generally recognized as the best resort pool on Disney property and deluxe level shelter at either the Yacht Club or Beach Club, this location also stands out for having several noteworthy restaurants packed closely together. Whether it’s character dining at Cape May Cafe, fountain shop favorites at Beaches & Cream Soda Shop or signature dining at the Yachtsman Steakhouse, there are plenty of great places to eat that transcend routine resort food. Also, if I had to pick one view to have for the rest of my life, the view looking out onto Crescent Lake is not a bad option.

The Challenge

OK folks, so these are the places I’d pick, but I will freely admit that intelligent minds can differ on this critically important topic. With that in mind, I’m curious to see where all of you would spend your days!  Let me know in the comments!

All maps were drawn using the Radius Around a Point tool at, which creates overlays for Google maps.  Feel free to use it for your responses!

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Jamie Rosemergy

When not planning for or traveling to Walt Disney World with his beautiful wife and impossibly adorable child, James practices law in St. Louis. He also really likes cheese -- and loathes kale. He can be found on twitter at @jrtoastyman.

25 thoughts on “Best Places to Spend All of Eternity At Walt Disney World

  • Brian

    This one’s an easy choice for me. For my favorite types of food, a relaxing pool and beach, and great entertainment and bars, a pin in the middle of the Polynesian resort would be ideal! Ohana, Kona Cafe, Tambu Lounge, Captain Cook’s, Trader Sam’s, the pool, and part of the beach should all be able to fit in a 100 yard radius circle.

    • Lauren

      I like this idea, plus Dole Whips at Pineapple Lanai. Maybe the entrance to the monorail can fit too? Even if you can’t get off at other stops, you get a nice ride.

  • Aaron

    I would forsake all attractions to ensure Dole whip exists within my radius.

  • Brian McNichols

    I’d be fine drawing my circle around the Italy and Germany pavilions. Attractions and pools are nice, but I’ll take food and alcohol for all eternity.

  • Took the words right out of my mouth, Brian!

    Two other good spots: there is a 100-yard radius at the Boardwalk that gets you ESPN Club, Flying Fish, the pizza window, the boat dock, and a quiet pool. There is also an area of Downtown Disney that gets you Splitsville, AMC Theater, House of Blues, Bongos, Wetzel’s Pretzels, the candy store, the cigar store, the Haagen Daas shop, and Wolfgang Puck.

    • James Rosemergy

      ^^not bad!!!

  • Sarah

    This is BY FAR the most awesome blog article I’ve read in a while. Anytime someone can include Disney and Zombie Apocalypse in the same article, you know it’s a winner.

    • James Rosemergy

      Thank you! Stay tuned, have something coming in the next few weeks that I think you’ll really enjoy!

  • Debbie from Chicago

    Love this. What a fun article!

  • Tammi

    I tried to think of each of my ideal places before I looked at yours. I thought of all of the exact places except Hollywood Studios. I was thinking more over by Mama Melrose’s.

    • James Rosemergy

      I like that area a lot, too, I just have no idea what’s going to be there (if anything) a few months from now. Pretty much ended up on Sunset Boulevard by default because it’s the one area I’m confident isn’t going to be changing much!

  • Scott

    Mexico in Epcot. Not sure if the 100 yards gets me to Norway too but your by the water, you have a boat ride and when you get sick of being stuck in the same place forever you have a tequila bar!!

  • Gary

    Interesting notion. Perhaps a cabana at Typhon Lagoon. Worse ways to spend eternity than watching babes in bikinis. The annual refurbishment might invalidate that choice though.

    Another one, although with no attractions, would be a campsite at Fort Wilderness within range of Crockett’s Tavern, Trail’s End and Settlement Trading Post.

  • scott

    in addition to the goodies you mentiond @ stormalong bay, you should also get Hurricane Hannah’s too, right? might be the most underrated watering hole ever. food, drinks, plenty of bikini action too. my personal choice would be the Grand Floridian. i’d put Victoria & Alberts at the extreme edge of my radius and then everything else is just a bonus. if Mizners Lounge would fit then it’s a double win!

  • Keith

    This is easy for me….center of the circle would be La Cava. Anything else inside the circle is gravy.

  • Steve H.

    My Epcot pick was exactly the same as yours. My MK pick would have to be right outside the East entrance to Cosmic Rays because I love Tomorrowland. My AK pick would be much the same as yours. My HS pick would be a tough one, really tough but I would probably go right around Sci Fi Dine In. Nice article…really fun.

  • DisneyDad

    I can’t find the perfect spot but I agree, this is a really fun premise. Thanks!

  • Ashley

    Or, see— you could just spend forever at Disneyland instead, where you can get entire lands in one fell swoop!

    My pick over on the Anaheim side of things would have to be right in the middle of the building that houses the Golden Horseshoe. That just gets me Partners, the stage in Fantasy Faire, and Jolly Holiday Bakery, and a couple of spots to watch parades and fireworks— plus the entirety of Adventureland, most of Frontierland (including the Mark Twain’s dock and the entrance to Big Thunder), Pirates (with Blue Bayou inside and the apartment above), and a pretty wide selection of spots to watch Fantasmic. It also includes the south end of Tom Sawyer Island, though it would require going for a swim.

    All in all, I don’t know that any place in WDW can beat that. 😉

    • James Rosemergy

      I do love how dense it is out west! Fantasyland in particular, attractions are just steps from each other, and Alice is actually above Toad, so they basically share the same footprint. I dropped a pin on a map at Disneyland myself, and I have to agree, that’s pretty much as great a spot as you could hope for. Here’s what it looks like on a map:

      You can also grab the pin and shift it around to check out different spots if you’d like to play around with it…

  • Difficult. I’ve got two possibilities for the Magic Kingdom. One is inside Peter Pan’s Flight, and includes the Castle, Be Our Guest, Haunted Mansion and most of Fantasyland. the other is in Buzz and includes Carousel, Cosmic Ray’s and Main Street Bakery, although I would need to build a back way into it.

  • With regard to Epcot, I would go for a spot just left of centre in the American Adventure pavilion, there I would have America, with the singers and show, just get into The Japan shopping complex through the back route, which will allow me Tokyo Dining and Teppan Edo, if I scale the wall, and also give me Via Napoli. I could then see the fireworks from America each night, before going to sleep in my kimono.

    • James Rosemergy

      that sounds pretty good to me!


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