A Ride Wimp’s Review of Soarin’
Here’s the thing, I love theme parks, but I don’t like intense thrills. I have been working to improve this…
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A Ride Wimp’s Review of Rise of the Resistance
It’s okay to be a theme park fan and have an aversion to thrill rides. Every so often us ride…
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A Ride Chicken’s Guide to Disney’s Hollywood Studios Attractions
For years, thrill rides have been the name of the theme park game. In fact, before COVID-19, construction was well…
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Where to Find the Exits for Disney’s Animal Kingdom’s Most Popular Rides
Disney’s Animal Kingdom has a good balance of animal experiences and attractions that range from thrills to relaxed chills. But…
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A Ride Chicken’s Guide to EPCOT Attractions
For years, thrill rides have been the name of the theme park game. In fact, before COVID-19, Disney World had…
Read MoreFear and Trembling: A Chicken’s Review of Big Thunder Mountain
“Sometimes there’s a man… I won’t say a hero, ’cause, what’s a hero? But sometimes, there’s a man . ….
Read MoreNotes from Underground: A Chicken’s Review of the Seven Dwarfs Mine Train
Chickens Don’t Fly I am a sick man . . . I am a chicken man. An unthrilled man. I…
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