Magic Kingdom Unofficial Guide Dumbo-or-Die-in-a-Day Touring Plan

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Plan Summary

From the Unofficial Guide book. Name aside, this touring plan is not a joke. Regardless of whether you're loving, guilty, masochistic, selfless, insane, or saintly, this itinerary will provide a young child with about as perfect a day as is possible in the Magic Kingdom. This plan is a concession to adults determined to give their young children the ultimate Magic Kingdom experience. It addresses the preferences, needs, and desires of young children to the virtual exclusion of adults or older siblings. If you left the kids with a sitter yesterday or wouldn't let young Marvin eat barbecue for breakfast, this plan will expiate your guilt. It is also a wonderful itinerary if you're paying a sitter, nanny, or chauffer to take your children to the Magic Kingdom. A more sane two-day version of this plan is available.