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Fun Ideas for Disney World Problem Solving

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Hard to believe it, but Disney World could be even better!
Hard to believe it looking at this view, but Disney World could be even better!

Let me throw this out there to start — I LOVE Disney Parks. In addition to just being, well, FUN, they are also marvels of modern engineering, and it is astonishing to me that they can do what they do at the scale that they do it every single day and night. Considering what they seek to accomplish, the efficiency is pretty incredible, and its amazing that we don’t have to deal with more Walt Disney World problems than we do. 

With that said, there do indeed exist imperfections. What Disney may not realize, however, is that the solutions to these minor annoyances exist right under their noses right now! That’s right, by just borrowing ideas from other aspects of its parks, Disney can make its already great parks even better! Read on for a few realistic and not-so-realistic, blue sky hopes for the future of the parks to find out how!


Inefficient Bathrooms

Bathroom lines: even worse when the people in front of you are new at this.
Bathroom lines: even worse when the people in front of you are new at this.

When you go to Walt Disney World, you can bet you’re going to have to stand in some lines. What about when you, umm, have to go while you’re at Disney World? Unfortunately, lines are a reality at the bathrooms as well, and I have been advised by my wife that this issue manifests itself even more in the ladies’ room. Of course, some of this is unavoidable. There are lots of people, there are only so many stalls, and the demand for toilets is, shall we say, extremely inelastic when you’ve got business to attend to.  

Compounding the problem is that often, a visit to the bathroom at Disney is a family affair, so you’re not just waiting for adults who are seasoned in the fine art of the quick restroom visit, you’re waiting for those adults plus whatever children they have in tow who, despite their best efforts, slow the process down. I’m a parent myself and I get it, so I’m certainly not casting aspersions here, but it is unquestionably a real phenomenon — you’re dealing with bathroom-goers who are comparably new to the whole “let’s just get this done quickly” thing.

How about if Disney were to take a page from its ride management expertise and utilize a single rider line for the bathroom? That way, if it’s just you and you need to hit the restroom, you can at least be assured that you’re only standing behind people that share your sense of urgency and the physical ability to do something about it. As with the attractions, the single rider line might not always save you time, but it probably will!

Ho-Hum Ride-Through Attractions

It's OK to take photos -- they have their trunks on today!
It’s OK to take photos — they have their trunks on today!

The Jungle Cruise is a classic Disney attraction, but it’s also the sort of thing where it’s the Skipper more than the attraction itself that really makes it what it is. The ride itself, while fine, wouldn’t be near as much fun if it were just a silent ride through; conversely, if you’ve ever really had an outstanding Skipper that can deliver a corny joke that you’ve heard dozens of times with just the right sense of comic timing, you know what a positive impact it can have on your experience.  

I will be frank: while I understand and appreciate its status as a classic Disney attraction, I tend to find it’s a small world a little, um, dull. Actually, it’s a little worse than that for me, because, you know, THAT SONG. My daughter loves it so I’ve developed a soft spot for an attraction that I wouldn’t ride on a dare prior to becoming a dad, but in my opinion, it could use an upgrade (or at a minimum, a distraction).

I get that this might not be the most popular opinion among purists, but for me, what better way to upgrade this classic attraction than to give it the Jungle Cruise treatment? Each boat gets its own colorful narrator, who peppers you with jokes and observations about the denizens of Mary Blair’s imagination. I, for one, would look MUCH more forward to small world if there was some snarky commentary keeping me entertained along the way.    

Extreme Dole Whip Demand

You may be familiar with my unnatural, and frankly troubling, level of love for the Disneyland corn dog and, indeed, I bask in its resplendence pretty much any time I can. While I have now sampled the corn dogs at all of the Disneyland Resort locations that offer them and can attest that they are all very tasty, I still have a special affinity for the original version found at the Little Red Wagon at the end of Main Street U.S.A.  Part of it, no doubt, is nostalgia, but another part of it is the focus and commitment to one thing there — you are going there to get a corn dog, and that, my friends, is the only thing you are getting.  Even when there’s a pretty good line, it’s fairly quick, because you’re either getting a corn dog, or you’re in the wrong line entirely.   

The line for Dole Whip at Disneyland can get enormous - Photo Guy Selga
The line for Dole Whip at Disneyland can get enormous – Photo Guy Selga

Here’s an understatement: Dole Whips are awesome.  You know what’s less awesome?  Waiting for a Dole Whip. The misery can be managed somewhat at Disneyland by getting one inside the queue area for the Enchanted Tiki Room, but it’s still not as quick as it could be. Part of it, I think, is that there are choices to be made and orders to be placed. It’s not like there are an overwhelming number of choices — especially at Aloha Isle where you’re either getting a Dole Whip or a Dole Whip Float — but there are indeed choices, and choices slow things down.

Are you ready for a revolution? Most people are getting a Dole Whip anyway, so how about you take the laser focus of the Little Red Wagon and the incredible efficiency of omnimover rides like Under the Sea — Journey of the Little Mermaid — where the queue basically never stops moving — and apply them to Dole Whips?  If you’re in this line, you’re getting a Dole Whip. Period. Want a Dole Whip Float? Want a Dole Whip for one person in your party and a Float for someone else? See you at Aloha Isle. For the rest of you, though, the only question you have to answer is how many. Hold up the appropriate number of digits, tap Mickey to Mickey, grab your delicious tropical treat, and be on your way. It’ll be like conveyor belt of deliciousness. Easy peasy.

Limited Monorail Coverage

What if the PeopleMover went... everywhere?
What if the PeopleMover went… everywhere?

One popular request that seems to percolate up from time to time is for the monorail to go more places. No doubt, that would be great, and I’m really excited about the prospect of the rumored gondola system that is being kicked around the Disney-net, but there’s an even better way to expand the transportation system at Disney World. I don’t know about you, but I LOVE the Tomorrowland Transit Authority PeopleMover. It’s such a peaceful, easy going little experience, but perhaps more importantly, its omnimover loading system is a model of efficiency. Even on busy days, it’s rare that there’s any sort of wait, largely because the attraction doesn’t stop and can absorb crowds as they come.

Disney has already introduced express transportation from inside one park to the inside of another. All indications from the people I’ve spoken with that have used it have had mostly positive things to say about the service. Unfortunately, the service is provided using buses, which suffer from the disadvantages of only being able to be in one place at a time, so if it’s not there when you show up, you’ve still got to wait for it, “express” or not. Oh, and there’s also that minor detail of needing to be stopped for you to load and unload.    

Picture this: each park has a centrally-located TTA station, you hop on and head towards a central hub that will route you to whichever park you prefer, or even Disney Springs. Sure, it’ll probably need to go a little faster and might have slightly more protection from the elements available when you need them than the version we all know and love, but it would be great to see Walt’s dream of the PeopleMover being a legitimately useful form of transportation come to fruition. Bonus, just like the express transportation system, you’re going  directly into the heart of the parks, and don’t need to deal with security and lines at the gate again! Shy of teleportation, I can think of no better way to enhance the park-hopping experience! C’mon Disney, let’s see it happen!

So, what do you all think? Would you like to be able to grab a Dole Whip while barely breaking your stride, or hop from Hollywood Studios to Art Smith’s Homecoming for lunch via a high speed PeopleMover? Any other ideas for how to take things that already exist in the parks to make things even better? Let me know in the comments! 

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Special thanks to Guy Selga for his assistance with this article!

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Jamie Rosemergy

When not planning for or traveling to Walt Disney World with his beautiful wife and impossibly adorable child, James practices law in St. Louis. He also really likes cheese -- and loathes kale. He can be found on twitter at @jrtoastyman.

23 thoughts on “Fun Ideas for Disney World Problem Solving

  • I’ve always thought a Peoplemover type system would be great for World Showcase at Epcot.

    • Agree. Actually, Walt Disney’s original plans for EPCOT were to have a Peoplemover system for his “Community of Tomorrow” and it’s still a good idea.

    • It’s set up perfectly for it, nice even loop around the lagoon, just hop on and off as needed — love this idea…

  • Great points Jamie. Couldn’t agree more about Jungle Cruise. Small World I enjoyed before having kids, now I love it. When they were infants/toddlers they were fascinated with it. The PeopleMover is the greatest mode of transportation ever. Clean and efficient, seems that would be a great way to expand Park to Park routes.

    • I have a much greater appreciation for small world than I used to, that’s for sure. My daughter loves it! Still, I wouldn’t be averse to a little something to liven it up for us adults. 🙂

  • I One of the worst nuisances I’ve found are when kids hit their “meltdown point” of overstimulation and exhaustion before I’m ready to call it a day. Having some sort of way to check them in at park guest services and delivered to the room ala package pickup would be a great value add!

  • Great blog! Yes, to more bathrooms. I would certainly love a single rider line as one can spend more time waiting in a crowded restroom than waiting for rides. Monorail is great, but it’s often down more than its up. If monorail is up, after fireworks it could take up to 2 hours just exit the park. Definitely a fix is needed. Thanks for sharing!

    • This is the A-number-1 reason I love staying at the Contemporary. The schadenfreude you experience when just strolling out of the park at the end of the night and straight to your hotel is deep, and real…

  • One of the worst nuisances I’ve found are when kids hit their “meltdown point” of overstimulation and exhaustion before I’m ready to call it a day. Having some sort of way to check them in at park guest services and delivered to the room ala package pickup would be a great value add!

    • I so wish I had thought of this! Great call!

  • I love the idea of the TTA going all throughout the resort. I just have one however: for many people with mobility issues getting onto and off of the TTA itself or the omnimover belt is either completely or nearly impossible. But the imagineers are geniuses, and could come up with a way to deal with folks with limited mobility, scooters, wheelchairs, and strollers.

    • A fair consideration, to be sure. Of course, this is very blue sky anyway, so I’ll just assume for my purposes that the Imagineers could figure out a way to sort through that problem!

  • Great blog! The last section on the TTA reminds me of The Jetsons! Didn’t they hop on conveyor belts to get themselves from one place to the next? Keep up the great work sir!

  • Just wanted to say that’s not a bathroom line, but the line for the FP+ kiosks at that location.

  • 1. Bathrooms: More stalls is the better answer, as people can only be coerced to modify certain behaviors so far.
    2. Ho-hum attractions? Wear earphones with RFID soundtracks so those who enjoy the attraction “as is” may continue to do so. (…although I would pay top dollar to ride “iasw” with a paintball gun. 😉
    3. Dole Whips: Some things are just worth the wait; our sense of anticipation is something worth cultivating.
    4. Why stop at WDW? I’m all for a world-wide People Mover!
    Thanks for an interesting column. 🙂

    • I’m on board. Commuting via TTA sounds like the best way to get to work each day!

  • I agree that the Jungle’s Cruise captain’s spiel can sometimes make or break one’s enjoyment level of that attraction. But the last two visits I made to the Magic Kingdom, I found the speaker system they’re using on the boat to be ear-splittingly strident. I’m sure if one happens to be seated close to the speaker, the problem is much worse; however, I’m wondering how many other people out there feel that Disney needs to EQ those Jungle Cruise speakers!

    • +1 for “ear-splittingly strident!” I have experienced this as well — sometimes I wonder if it’s the speaker, and sometimes I think it might be where I’m positioned in the boat, but it is no doubt a real phenomenon.

      • Interesting — on our Jan visit we sat toward the back of the boat and could hardly hear anything at all.

  • As a fan of Small World since the NY World’s Fair, I would never want to change the ride or the music. Having said that, a suggestion for a more Jungle Cruise-like experience would be to record an MST3K version of the ride for listening with headphones while riding.

    • I do get that not everyone shares my opinion that there needs to be a change, so I love this idea. Maybe input your preferences on MDE and your magic band will tell the ride which version to play?

  • For running events, in the men’s room at least, there are usually two lines: One for the stand up business and a separate line for sit down. Keeps things moving.

    But I’m always amazed (and slightly annoyed) at the number of groups that stand in line when only one will be ordering or using the facilities.

    • Interesting, are these officially marked as such, or just sort of an understood thing? I embrace the idea anyway, obviously…


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